yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
"is there an international men’s day?" yes actually! it’s tomorrow! and the next day! and the day after! and every other day of every year
The best quotes from John Green.
Here’s yet another awesome thing about Japan: Pigeon Mask Parties.
Whether they’re made of feathers or latex, hanging out in the park or at a bar, it’s clear that pigeons love to flock. Did you know that a group of pigeons is called a loft? That means you could also call these gatherings Loft Parties. It sounds like Pigeon Mask code.
kelso and jackie are engaged in like??? the real world???
is it 2003??? i have to go to bed
gryffindor + house traits
true pain is watching someone you love laugh hysterically at The Big Bang theory
I’m looking at you, mom and dad
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
"I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things, I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void and oblivion is inevitable, and we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you." - Augustus Waters, The Fault In Our Stars.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.